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Originally Posted by phukraut
"Either these drapes go, or I do." Wait, is that taken already? Damn.
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A paraphrase of Oscar Wilde's last words. Gazing at the wallpaper of the room he lay dying in, he sighed: "Well, one of us had to go." May well be apocryphal. It is also reported that, as he lay dying and sipping Champagne, he said "Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means."
I like Spike Milligans epithet (not really last words). "I told you I was sick."
And then there's the ever popular "You're standing on my oxygen tube..."
My personal favourite were the real last words of General John Sedgwick, Union Commander in the U.S. Civil War. "Snipers? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distan..."
I kid you not.
You may want to check out the interesting Wikipedia article at
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Famous_last_words
Mr Mephisto