Once at a party, my friend Matt was trying to get with this girl. The problem was she had that "girlfriend who wont leave and is not very attractive." So, being the good friend i am, i went up to this other girl and began to talk to her. A few hours, and alot of Baccardi 151 later, i ended up F-ing her. I saw my friend Matt later that night, thinking that the dog i had just recently screwed was gone and said, "Dude, I am never taking a bullet for you again." Oh she was pissed.
Matt never got with that girl... my sacrafice was for nothing...
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