I guess I'll put this here.
George Bush was visiting a local elementary school. After he got done talking to the 4th grade classes, he opened the floor for questions. A young man raised his hand. Bush called on him. "Mister President, I'd like to know why we invaded Iraq without UN support. Right as the President started to answer the bell rang for recess.
"I'll finish when we get back in." The president promised.
The children filed back in from recess. "Ok, now where were we?" Bush asked. "Oh yes, questions." A different child raised his hand. "Yes."
"Mr. President I have three questions. First, why did we invade Iraq without support from the UN? Secondly, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? Finally, Where the hell is Billy?"
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