When I was in High School my friends and I were getting drunk at a party. One of my friends banged a pretty ugly chick (better ugly than nothing he'd say). They came back out into the living room and we were joking around saying how we were going to give beer to the dog.
The woman: "have you ever seen a drunk dog?"
The guy: "Like yourself?"
She ran into the bedroom and locked the door. It was so rude I laughed for about five minutes.
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