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Our RA last year dressed up as a redneck. It was, hands-down, the funniest halloween costume I have ever seen. Part of it was because of the fact "you would have to know the guy" and realize that yes, it's actually him dressed up as a redneck. The other part was the costume itself.
1. Fake Mullet. A MUST-have.
2. BULGING pants. Put a rolled up tubesock in your genital area (assuming you're a guy)
3. Cut-off, faded out blue jeans. Pants-turned-in-to-shorts. Makes it perfect.
4. Flannel shirt.
5. Hand out carrots if you are going to be giving out "candy."
The funniest part (and so wrong part) was that little kids were coming through our hall (our dormitory had a "Halloween Hall" sort of thing) and he was like "Hey ya'll!!!" and he would hand them carrots (extremely close to his crotch) and make them grab it. Then he would give them entire candy bars (the big ones) afterwards. I laughed 'til I cried.
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Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.
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