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When you go to a diner and the water glass tastes like egg!
Toothpaste splattered on the bathroom mirror
Anti marijuana ads
Tailgaters, and heavy breakers
Terrible, terrible music
Loud, rude, drunkenness
Smelly burps
When the toilet paper roll is on backwards
Dirty ashtrays
The drunken guy at the party that takes control of the music even though it’s not his house. (Except for my friend Ian)
Militant evangelists
Political bumper stickers (Bumper stickers in general)
The cat food bowl on the kitchen floor (I always end up kicking it if it’s there)
Cats sleeping on our car
Long hard knockers (You know like when it sounds like a raid or something?)
Trash on the ground
People that have enough nerve to come to your door, and ask you for a cigarette
Cigarette smoke
Pessimists
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