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cameroncrazy822 · 10-26-2004, 10:38 AM

Diary Entry

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with
their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene
gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it. I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT???"

So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread.
She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a
woman.
I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing
was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.

The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department
store.
I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very
expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to
take
all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth
$200.00 a pair
to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewelry department where she
gets a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was
one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she
was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not
even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it
was OK.
She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have
seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't
feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It
went completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going
to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a
man."

I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the
spring of 2008.

10-26-2004, 10:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	A Man's Diary Diary Entry I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do." One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???" So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep. The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewelry department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man." I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the spring of 2008. Last edited by cameroncrazy822; 10-27-2004 at 05:10 AM..