JJ steals the garters from unsuspecting brides while the grooms are distracted, and uses them to secure little kittens to a pegboard just so he can poke them in their tummies to produce a yowl.
Each kitty produces a different pitch so that when he pokes them he can play his favorite song, "On Top of Old Smokey".
(btw, bernie, amonkie is a female)
