I know that joke, but it still brings a smile to my face.
Reminds me of a similar joke:
A nun steps into a cab and every so often the cab driver looks at her through the rear veiw mirror, after a while the cab driver says, "i hope you don't find this offensive but my biggest fantasy is to be sucked off by a nun", the nun turns around and says, "i don't find it offensive, but i only have 2 requirements, you have to be single and catholic", the cab driver says, "yes i am", she says ok and tells him to pull over into the nearest back alley.
When the nun has finished giving him oral pleasure, the cab driver starts to laugh in her face, he says,"ha ha i tricked you, I'm really married and jewish!" The nun then turns around and says,"Ha ha that's ok, my real names Bob and I'm going to a fancy dress party!"
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Champaigne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.
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