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Once.
While in highschool I wanted to date this girl who appreciated the fact that I was "smooth." I had very little chest hair, (who am I kidding...no chest hair) and facial hair is hard to come by.
We dated for a while. I decided to shave everything from the neck down. I mean everything. When the big night came and we started fooling around she got a little freaked out when she found out I was completely hairless. A few days after that, she called to break up with me. Turns out she was more than a little freaked about and I couldn't seem to get her to believe that it was a one time thing. I mentioned it was mostly for her benefit and that seemed to freak her out more.
Thank god, graduation was a few months away. I have no friends left from high school, but I do have a senior yearbook that was signed by most of my classmates. More than a few wish the "hairless hamster" good luck and hope to see the "Mexican hairless" soon.
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