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this joke is better spoken than written, but i'll give it a try
once there were two guys with black eyes, real shiners, sitting by eachother on an airplane. They both noticed that each had one, then finally one of them spoke up...
"ok man, this is weird. we both have black eyes and this quite a coincidence. I have to ask you, how did you get yours?"
the other man replied...
"well, its kind of a funny story. when i went up to the counter to buy my plane ticket, the girl behind the counter had a gorgeous rack. instead of saying 'i'd like 2 tickets to Pittsburgh', what slipped out was 'i'd like 2 tickets to TITSburgh'"
so, after telling this story, he naturally asked the first man how he got his black eye. to which he replied.
"well, i guess my story is similar to yours. this morning i meant to ask my wife 'honey, please pass the salt' but what came out was 'BITCH YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!!!"'
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