Here's my recently sent letter to the editor:
Your antiquated little rag recently published this gem from one Charlie Booger, Bugger, or Brooker, who was lamenting the possibility of George Bush’s reelection:
“John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?” (see
http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/c...333748,00.html)
Little Charlie’s mother must’ve been a Glasgow heroin whore suffering from syphilis when he was born, because she has no doubt passed her madness on to him. Insolent cretin. Where is Thomas Hamilton when he’s really needed?