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I saw something like this in a comedy routine once:
OK, Mike Tyson and Dan Rather. But Tyson has his right arm tied to his left foot, and Rather has a chainsaw.
How many rounds?
15.
Tyson in 8.
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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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