Goldie Lookin' Chain have some incredible lines..
For example...
'I thought I had to tell you.. I had to put in a letter.. But I thought fuck that I'll write a song it's much better...'
Or...
'I hate to tell you with all due respect.. Take your mother to the doctors - cuz her front bum's wrecked.. You know why? Your mother's got a penis...'
See what I mean?
Tickles me every time.. heh