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So, if a parsley farmer loses a lawsuit, can they garnish his wages?
If the walls have ears, how come the wallpaper doesn't have bumps in it. Alternately, would you have to go 'round with a q-tip while you paint to keep them from going deaf?
Exactly which picture is worth 1000 words? If it is a Mappelthorpe, are they dirty words? Or is it that any picture is worth 1000 words? If that's the case, can I bring an OED to the Louvre and take 600 that strike my fancy?
I broke up with my girlfriend. My buddy told me that there were other fish in the sea. That's nice... If you like fish. I was hoping to get laid, though. Maybe he meant I should try to catch a blowfish.
I've determined that you would have to eat 3 apples every second to keep all the doctors in the world away.
It really should be look and think about what you just saw before you leap.
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