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bberryt2 · 10-21-2004, 06:18 PM

OLD?? I am 57 now. Three years to go before I start growing a silver ponytail. I hope to get it down to my waist before I die. Eyesight? I had RK done a few years back. As I age, everything beyond the reach of my arms is fine. Anything closer needs reading glasses. All the pretty girls are usually further than my reach so who cares. AARP? I throw that trash away as soon as I get it. As soon as you open one of their envelopes you start feeling OLD. Don't go there. It is a mental trap. Gray?? No. It is Silver or so my wife tells me. I'll know I'm getting old when they tell me they are going to take away my drivers license because I can't find my way home anymore. Driving 80 won't get you there if you don't know where you are going. If you can't see or hear the navigation system in your car, you are toast. Weight gain?? Quit smoking, start eating right, get a mountain bike and ride it several hours a day, 4 to 6 days a week. Ride it to work if you can. Always ride alone or with younger people. Sex? No one can do now what they could a few years ago. Don't worry about it. If you have to, switch to oral. You can do that forever. If you don't know how, get "SHE COMES FIRST the thinking man's guide to pleasuring a woman" by Ian Kerner, Ph.D. ISBN 0-06-053825-2 Read that and the women will not leave you alone for the rest of your life. I may switch back to hard liquor and smoking a pipe when I'm 90. Whats it going to do: Kill me?

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body but, rather, to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit... what a ride!"

10-21-2004, 06:18 PM	#40 (permalink)
bberryt2 Upright	OLD?? I am 57 now. Three years to go before I start growing a silver ponytail. I hope to get it down to my waist before I die. Eyesight? I had RK done a few years back. As I age, everything beyond the reach of my arms is fine. Anything closer needs reading glasses. All the pretty girls are usually further than my reach so who cares. AARP? I throw that trash away as soon as I get it. As soon as you open one of their envelopes you start feeling OLD. Don't go there. It is a mental trap. Gray?? No. It is Silver or so my wife tells me. I'll know I'm getting old when they tell me they are going to take away my drivers license because I can't find my way home anymore. Driving 80 won't get you there if you don't know where you are going. If you can't see or hear the navigation system in your car, you are toast. Weight gain?? Quit smoking, start eating right, get a mountain bike and ride it several hours a day, 4 to 6 days a week. Ride it to work if you can. Always ride alone or with younger people. Sex? No one can do now what they could a few years ago. Don't worry about it. If you have to, switch to oral. You can do that forever. If you don't know how, get "SHE COMES FIRST the thinking man's guide to pleasuring a woman" by Ian Kerner, Ph.D. ISBN 0-06-053825-2 Read that and the women will not leave you alone for the rest of your life. I may switch back to hard liquor and smoking a pipe when I'm 90. Whats it going to do: Kill me? Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body but, rather, to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit... what a ride!" Last edited by bberryt2; 10-21-2004 at 06:27 PM..