The two types of penises...
I've heard there are two types of penises:
1) When erect, it doesn't get much larger than its flaccid state. Is usually larger than #2 while flaccid.
2) When erect, it gets very much larger than its flaccid state. Is usually significantly smaller than #1 while flaccid.
I (unfortunately?) am equipped with #2. While flaccid, it's only a few inches long. When erect, it literally grows in both width and length; width usually about 2x the flaccid size, length usually 3 to 4x the flaccid size. Because of this, I've always been uncomfortable changing my boxers in any sort of locker room, and whenever I go swimming, I make sure my shorts stay on at all times. I've been thinking of posting in the Exhibition forums, but I'm sure people wouldn't appreciate seeing an erect penis, which is the only state I am comfortable showing it in. Whenever a girlfriend asks to see it, I usually try to get a little foreplay in with her before I whip it out, just to make sure it's erect when she sees it.
Anyone else have to deal with this? I know I'm just way too self-concious about it, but I'm wondering if I'm alone on this here. My ex-girlfriend was even surprised AFTER we had sex for the first time because what she saw at first wasn't what she saw later on. Of course it didn't matter to her, but hey, sometimes it matters! Hehe.
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