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Two computer-related ones:
*My wife works for the second-or-third-largest computer company in the country (depending on the day of the week), and the corporate attorneys have informed everyone that the term data corruption may no longer be used in company documentation. Instead, the term data integrity issues will be used. Like what, the data cheats on its income tax? Was found in bed with another women? Bullshit bullshit bullshit.
*Also, where there's a software bug you didn't have time to fix, you jus call it a feature.
feature
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