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It has been said that there is no such thing as evil, but that all is myriad reflections of the Nameless, that which is.
This is, of course, bullshit.
Meditate with me, upon the evil that is shaggs_manoa. Ponder, that he a rookie. It has been said that is evil in and of itself. Not true, but it certainly helps.
Consider that his name contains an underscore, marring the perfect line from letter to letter and sowing confusion as to pronunciation. Is it a part of a letter that is too terrible to behold? Is it an "l" than he has killed an lain between the letters of his name. We cannot know, but either is an act of abject disregard for the value of typography.
Reflect that he has in his signature the quote "Trample the weak, hurdle the dead". Know that only the most degenerate and soulless become hurdlers.
But mostly, dwell upon the inescapable fact that shaggs_manoa eats his pizza crust first, a truly diabolical proclivity.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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