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Old 10-19-2004, 08:12 PM   #69 (permalink)
daswig
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Jodie Foster once got me out of a speeding ticket. I thought Hinkley's "I did it for Jodie" was one of the more creative dimcap defenses offered, so I started carrying a little pic of Jodie in my wallet. the next time I got stopped, I gave the the officer my DL and the pic of Jodie, looked at him with big puppy-dog eyes, and told him "I did it for Jodie." He laughed and let me go after running my dl and plates.

Now, another time, having a real live machinegun in the front seat of my car kept me from getting a ticket, but that, alas, is another story.
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