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Little Johnny is in 3rd grade. The teacher says, ok, today we're going to concentrate on 3 syllable words. I want you to say a word, and use it in a sentence.
Suzie (little suck up) raises her hand. "Beautiful. I think my teacher is VERY beautiful."
Teacher says, Oh Suzie, thank you you just made my day.
Sally raises her hand. "Wonderful. I have a WONDERFUL time in school every day"
Teacher says, oh that's so nice to hear Sally.
Eventually everyone has a turn, except for Little Johnny, who is waving his hand around wildly. Teacher, fearing the worst, says ok Johnny, what's your word?"
Johnny says "Urinate".
teacher: Johnny! Shame on you! That's hardly an appropriate word!
Johnny retorts with, oh yeah, well, urinate...........but if your tits were bigger you'd be a 10.
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