Analog, knock off all that evil, you bad, bad person!
What evil, say you? Why only the foulest of villains would deny their manifest naughty tendancies, but, for the sake of education, I will cite one instance: In 1983, analog taught a dwarf hampster named Googleplex to swear fluently in Dutch. If teaching Dutch to hampsters isn't evil, I don't know what is!
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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