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Star Wars Euphemisms for Masturbation...
12 'Star Wars' Euphemisms for Masturbation
12. Grooming the Wookie.
11. Polishing Vader's Helmet.
10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber.
9.Releasing the Special Edition.
8. Jumping to Delight Speed.
7. Communicating with Red Leader One.
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo.
5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit.
4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base.
3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick.
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears.
and the Number 1 Star Wars Euphemism for Masturbation...
1. Test Firing the Death Star! 
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and so ends the thought process for another day...
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