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Old 10-17-2004, 01:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
docbungle
It's all downhill from here
 
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Location: Denver
Most teen workers...

are so unpredictable it drives me practically insane. Back when I was a teen, I was very reliable in showing up to work and doing my job. Nowadays, we have these spoiled little kids who are mentally inferior to my toilet bowl who wouldn't know personal responsibility if it snuck up and fucked them in the ass.

It is so hard to find an employee with any sort of moral integrity within this age group. They're stoned all of the time, including when they come to work, and spend all day every day slacking off at work or calling in sick, playing X-Box and trying unsuccessfully to get laid.

When I do hire one of them, (I have to hire someone), if it's a guy they spend all day on the register freaking out whenever an even remotely attractive woman comes in the store. Falling all over themselves and practically popping a boner right then and there. omg dude she was so fucking hot omg. If it's a girl they just gossip all day long, even right in front of customers. omg she's such a bitch omg.

Then one day they just don't show up to work. No call, nothing. Just fuck you. Fuck you for giving me a job and giving me the benefit of the doubt. Fuck you for going out of your way to make me feel at home and welcome. Fuck you for being a cool dude.

Well, I say fuck YOU, you tiny piece of nothing. Continue going through your so-called life fucking people over and wait and see where you end up. You are so far behind the rest of the world it is almost unfathomable. You're not going to run into too many others that are willing to throw you a floating device. And when you do drown, you will have ammassed a large crowd of spitefull onlookers, who I'm sure will relish in watching you sink.
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