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Old 10-16-2004, 04:54 PM   #29 (permalink)
maleficent
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You can slow a vampire down by giving him something to do, like pick up poppy seeds or unravel a net. (They're quite compulsive.)

The home team must provide the referee with 36 footballs for each National Football League game.
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