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Couple of years ago I had a bullshit job turning MS Word resumes into clean plaintext documents. To pass the time, I would listen to NPR as I would pull up a resume and run a macro and then go fix all the things the macro left behind. Well, this was right about the time Viagra was hitting the market, and a story came up on All Things Considered about it just as I was pulling the next resume off the server. I listened for a few seconds, and looked at my screen, and what do you suppose the name on the resume was?
Peter Steele.
No joke.
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