Why stop at guns, though? We should experiment until we find the right combinations and levels of legal armament distibution to ensure maximum politeness. I propose the legalized distribution of plastic explosives to anyone above the age of 18. Dynamite? Yes. It could also be reasoned from the above examples that china, guatamala, cambodia and uganda all had prohibitions on the ownership of explosives by the average citizen, and look what happened to them. When you outlaw explosives, only outlaws will have explosives.
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