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Not a bathroom, but ... as a much younger man I was at a bar with friends. Ran into my sister's best friend. I never though much about her one way or the other. Skipping ahead.... Power goes out. emergency lights go on. Man with bullhorn says no need to panic, Bands equipment broke something, lights will be back momentarily. within seconds in a corner illuminated by only an exit sign, I was making out with my sisters best friend. She was the aggressor. She spun be around so my back was to the door and put my hand in her pocket... fumble fumble ... fell backwards through emergency exit. setting off alarms and locking myself, (but not her) out of the bar. I waited near the entrance (not too near mind you) for about 20 minutes, until my friends appeared with my jacket retrieved from an understanding coat check girl.
Neither she nor I have ever mentioned that night ever again.
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