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<blockquote>Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
but I've been seen with Farrah
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine
I've been on fire with Sally Field
Gone fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they did not end up as mine.
It's a death defyin' life I lead
I take my chances
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee
I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand new car
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that made Redford such a star.
I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay
it's only hay, Hey Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that makes Eastwood look so fine.</blockquote>
Who'd'a thunk it? Lee Majors could sing. Sort of.
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