maleficent

Years back, in another life, when I was a store manager for a woman's clothing store, I had inherited an employee who had been with the store since the beginning of time. She must have been in her late 60s early 70s -- from Brooklyn originally, and had no censor on her mouth at all...

Well, my boss was in one day, who was all of 5'5" and quite insecure about being around tall women, well, Rita comes up to him one day (Rita was 6 feet tall and very very solid) and says - Hey, Jack, is it true that short men are hung?

(I don't think I could talk for a good 20 minutes from being convulsed with laughter - he just had to leave the office and I didn't see him the rest of the day... So -- gotta know -- is it true?)

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