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hahahahaah that's awesome.
Fat kid from The Goonies was named Chunk.. how can you forget the Truffle Shuffle?
My first year here (and on res) I was lucky enough to move into a room that had a family of huntsman spiders.. fuckers were high up on the wall too so I couldn't get to em. Freaked me out for quite a while. I would kill them every now and then when I caught em crawling around.... and they'd cover the bottom of my shoe with that yellowish-greenish gook-gutsy stuff that comes out of em.
Anyways, one day the mother (or father.. whatever.. the last of em) came down. This motherfucker was huge.. there was no way I was gonna squish his guts all over my carpet.. so I herded him into a safeway basket that I had...... acquired during my time here and started running out of my room, down the hallway, and out side with this giant spider in the safeway basket.. as I get to the door outside.. the motherfucker jumps at me.. I swear. I just about filled my pants right there. I dropped the basket and ran away screaming like a two-year-old girl. Thankfully the basket fell and bounced outside.. so the thing landed outside and took off. I never got to kill it.. but damn.. I was just happy to see it go.
I'll never forget one day when my brother came down to visit me. It was his second day here.. and we're in a mate's car. He's in the driver's side backseat looking towards the top of his window/door with the largest eyes I've ever seen. It wasn't a huntsman, but it was pretty big for where we come from (About the size of a 50c piece). He freaked.. we had to pull over and let the driver flick it outta the car. He swears he's never coming back to Australia.
Anyways, huntsman suck.
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