It reminds me of some good advice I once got in the form of a poem:
Do not kiss your honey
When your nose is runny
You may think it's funny
But it's not.
(Say the last line fast a couple times. There ya go.)
Don't know what to tell you about the goo dripping from your bodliy orifices, but whatever you do, don't go macking on the hotties in this condition.
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