Neo asks Morpheus-Why did the chicken cross the road?
Morpheus.........
"Think about it did the chicken really cross the road or has the chicken been living in a controlled environment, being prompted by super intelligent A.I.s to always cross imaginary roads. The chicken thinks it crossed the road but in fact it was all in its head the chicken is actually a battery. Its native impulse to cross roads is processed by the A.I.s and then electrical impulses are sent to the chicken's brain to make it believe it has crossed the road. Do you really think that those are eggs that the chicken is laying?"
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