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I know not a kiwi joke but, (sorry you tassie's out there)
A Tasmanian couple are on there honeymoon and are about to consumate the marriage when the bride says to her husband,
"Can you please be gentle? I'm still a virgin"
The man quickly gets up to call his dad
"Dad she's a virgin, I don't know what to do" he says.
Angered by this the dad replies,
"If she's not good enough for her family then she ain't good enough for ours"
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