Wow... a lot of angry folks here. Let's see, most of the basics have been covered already, so I won't bother recapping mine in those areas.
Ones I haven't seen posted yet.
1) Someone eating popcorn near you ... and chewing with their mouth open! It's like watching a movie with the garbage disposal in the background. I was watching SW Episode 2 with a friend on the opening day when some bastard behind us was doing this. My friend has anger issues and I was just about sure that the man behind us was going to get the beating of his life. He starting chewing more appropriately after two glares though.
2) People that bring kids that question everything. "Dad, why did he do that?" "Dad, what was so funny?" "Dad, what does [whatever word] mean?" Questions during movies are strictly for rental movies. People should tell their children that watching movies in a theater is a priveledge and a "quiet time" experience.
3) People that walk into a theater during the movie, look around, and leave. You just entered my peripheral vision, you bastards, and are distracting me from the movie! Why did you come in if you didn't sit down?! (Theater management is not exempt... employees should be discrete enough not to be noticed!)
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