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I was 16 and in Asia visiting a friend who went to school here and stay the summers there. Being the white guy in the area he thought it would be best to take me around to all the hot spots. After a day of eating at street vendors we decided to go to a hostess bar and get shit faced and sing songs with the ladies who worked there.
Well like 30min into the party I started to feel the street vendor fried squid start disagreeing with the quail I ate. So I went to the bathroom to relive myself. I came out like 10 min later feeling better in the stomach but had a major headache. The language barrier was so bad that they didnt understand what I meant. So I was grabbing my head showing that I needed some Tylelol or something.
One of the girls who spoke broken english to put it lightly took me into the private bathroom of the bar to what I thought would be a neck massage. Well needless to say it wasnt. She said, "I helping your head better ok. I know special thing to helping."
You can guess where it went from there. We ended up doing it in the private bathroom. Luckily it had a condom machine. :P
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