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Originally Posted by pan6467
Damn, Mr. you have it down to a science.
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I knew a bunch of druggies in high school.
If I sold a cup of my own piss to the person I was helping instead of giving this lecture every time, I would be fucking rich right now.
also:
If you want to add to the treatment, eat an assload of asparagus the night before so your piss is extra vile smelling when they test you. Won't help, but it gives you that gleeful feeling of schadenfreude when you see the look on the nurse's face.