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An intruder in my house would recieve this statement from me:
Would you like to use my phone, because I think you need to cancel christmas.
Now in Jersey I would have to retreat all the way to my bedroom before I can legally use deadly force, this would give the intruder ample time to leave my house while I was trying to cower to my room. Well cowering has never been one of my strong suits, so I am pretty sure that said intruder will never be intruding again.
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Where is Darwin when ya need him?
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