Shaving, pfft.
So last night I was bored and I found my wifes hot wax in the bathroom. She and the kids are away so I decided to heat it up and try a little test patch. I trimmed the test area and applied the wax. Fuck it was hot. Not hot enough to burn but I didn't make that mistake twice. So I applied a little patch (about 1" sq) on the upper right side of my sack and let it set up. I gave a little pull and realized I should have been more thorough with the clippers. I manually removed some of the long ones conected out of the test zone. 1, 2, 3,......4 5 6 7 8 9 10 RIP. AGHHHHH. Nastyness. I figured that the sack was probably the most senitive area so I hit the ones on the shaft. 1,2,3 .......456788910 RIP. AGHHHHH. Well now I had a couple smoothe patches that looked out of place so I had to even it up. Then i said to my self, "just a little more tonight then I'll let myself recover and finish the job tommorow night. I got the job 75% done last night and am now pondering the remainder. It is mostly down below and unseen (by me) but I should probably finish the job. So now I havea lovely bald scrotum and penis and an amazing insight into a brazilian wax. I can not imagine having someone else ripping the hair continuously for the lengh of time necessary. I did mine really little bits at a time and it was plenty painful.
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