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Hats only serve two purposes:
1. Shield your face from the sun.
2. Hide your "hat hair" until you can find a comb and a mirror.
There are only two reasons to wear it backwards:
1. When playing pool.
2. When giving a blowjob.
If you want to wear yours backwards, go right ahead - it's your right - just don't bother to ask me what I'm laughing at.
Especially if you're not carrying a pool cue.
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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
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