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i was in line at my local polling station this morning when Golden Showered Howard turned up (i live slap bang in the middle of his own electorate)... must be quite nervous if he's actually turning up to do his own polling because he's never shown up on election day before.
funnily enough he arrived, power-walked through the little crowd outside the church hall for 3 minutes, got heckled by the NOT HAPPY JOHN PARTY then pissed off in his convoy of 3 big white comm-cars and had the cops/security hurry after him... bet that summed up some valuable votes.
how did i vote?
well thats my secret... it is secret ballot after all...
but let me tell you, that sad little Christian Taliban Party, oh sorry, i meant the Fundamentalist Family First Party has some pretty fucking DISGRACEFUL policies, including burning witches, oh sorry, i meant lesbians, and closing down all bottle shops, brothels, bars, pubs, and mosques... but there was someone lower down on my ballot paper...
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Ohayo!!!
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