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One time in college in the dorm, it was late at night and this gorgeous girl was standing in front of the elevators. My room was right in front of the elevators, so when I walked outside my door, I saw her there, and she commented that they must be broken, because she'd been waiting for a long time since she pressed the button.
There wasn't any indicator of what floor the elevators were on, so that makes this all the more of a cool coincidence...
I said, "Well, you've come to the right guy for help, you see, I'm the Lord of the Elevators" I raised my arms and waved them back and forth and said "By the power of the God of Elevators, I command thee to OPEN!"
At that very second, on cue, all three elevators opened their doors.
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Wait a minute! Where am I, and why am I in this handbasket?
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