Thanks all. For real.
I don't plan on breaking up with her due to the lack of sex, or don't even plan on mentioning the "no birthday nookie" to her unless I see its relevance in a conversation.
I was/am just curious if maybe I am acting a little strange about it. I guess I'm probably just overthinking it all because my balls weigh a ton
Oh, and she knows how I feel about it. We have had this conversation many a times. Its probably her birth control (I'm sure it is). She is going to the doctors on Friday so maybe something good will come out of that.