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Old 10-06-2004, 07:24 AM   #30 (permalink)
doncalypso
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Originally Posted by germanguy
I'm extremely horny these days. I turned 18 a few months ago and am still a virgin, but I really want to have sex or something close to it. Masturbation just doesn't cut it anymore. And I have low self esteem and think I am extremely ugly and have no chance with any girls so the real thing won't be happening.

I have two options: get a prostitute, or get some sort of fake vagina.

Prostitutes... are they any good? Decent? The price isn't a huge deal to me, but I just want to get laid, as stupid and sad and desperate as that sounds.

Fake vaginas... are they any good? Any suggestions on certains one that are good?

Thanks guys!

If your choices were left to just prostitutes and a fake vagina I'd recommend you go for the hookers instead because you want to know what it feels like to have sex with someone else.

To be safe, wear a condom and make sure it's properly lubricated so it doesn't break.
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