OK, I found it funny. Just me....
In case any of it is hard to read:
You: Blond, 18?, Quiktrip parking lot; low rise jeans exposing thong as you stooped to pick up bag of M&Ms before getting into your father's Jaguar. Me: 29, balding, pudgy and sweaty - but cute, buying bean burritos. Lunch?
Does this guy really think this will work out?