Now an actual chicken neck thats been skinned, de-feathered and all that does resemble a penis but the chicken was not dead...it was making noise. Lord forbid my Church's ever makes noise at me. I don't understand it.
See now that looks nothing like a short sword. I think that since he's old and stupid he may have left some details out accidentally. Maybe...I'm trying to give him the benefit of a doubt.
Asta!!