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Jack Handey Quote of the Day 10-04-04
More from "Fuzzy Memories"
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When I was a kid, I used to think you could jump off the roof of our house using an umbrella as a parachute. I thought my little brother could, anyway.
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Life is funny. One minute you're a little kid, running through a meadow, and the next you're a skeleton, walking through a meadow, with dogs chasing you.
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When my cousin Billy came and stayed at our house for a week, at first everything seemed okay. But then I started noticing things were missing. The first thing was a bag of garbage under the kitchen sink. Then the piles of ashes and butts in the ashtrays. Then all the weeds in the yard.
I never said anything to him, but we never invited him back.
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