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Let me reveal a piece of top secret information to you females. It is customary for the new father to secretly pull the doctor aside just before the birth to ask him to put in a couple of extra stitches after the episiotomy. The going rate is $100 per stitch.
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I've heard this before, but always thought it was to compensate for men who's penis was too small to service a normal sized opening....
