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Old 10-03-2004, 01:56 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Whilst listening to the Hole single "doll-parts" it was brought to my attention by my well-informed friend Edward that it may hold a clue to Countney's motives for murdering Kurt Cobain. It is well known that Kurt was a great fan of cake, and shortly before his untimely death he was thought to have just recieved a large lemon-meringue though his regular cake-dealer.

Courtney was known to also appreciate cake, some even speculate that this is what brought the couple together. The "Doll-Parts" lyrics include the phrase "I want to be the girl with the most cake" as well as "some day you will ache like I ache". I suggest that Courtney Love brutally murdered Kurt to get a larger portion of the lemon-meringue.

This seems to me a great shame that two so talented figures let a mere confectionery product come between them so, but it probably didn't harm sales of Nirvana's records, or indeed Lemon-Meringue, now thought of as the food-stuff of the grunge stars.

I hope this discovery may ease the minds of many Cobain fans, I for one needed some certainty.

Jacque Passive & Edward H.
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