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Old 10-02-2004, 01:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
Strange Famous
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Originally Posted by germanguy
I'm extremely horny these days. I turned 18 a few months ago and am still a virgin, but I really want to have sex or something close to it. Masturbation just doesn't cut it anymore. And I have low self esteem and think I am extremely ugly and have no chance with any girls so the real thing won't be happening.

I have two options: get a prostitute, or get some sort of fake vagina.

Prostitutes... are they any good? Decent? The price isn't a huge deal to me, but I just want to get laid, as stupid and sad and desperate as that sounds.

Fake vaginas... are they any good? Any suggestions on certains one that are good?

Thanks guys!
in terms of hookers, I guess there are a lot of them on the job, some are probably nasty and some are nice, and some are cute and some are ugly, and some would be good in bed and some would be lifeless... but I am not sure thats the issue. When you say jacking off doesnt do enough for you - maybe it isnt a question of just finding some other physical sensation, maybe youre just lonely and you need to be close to someone, and to be honest a hooker isnt going to help with that - in the best case - for more than 20 minutes or whatever. Maybe you just need to try making connections somehow, even if its just online and in chat rooms and so on... Ive never done it myself (cyber sex and so on), but I think it would be better, and would make you feel better, than transacting with a prostitute.

As for a fake vagina... I dont know anything about them, but it sounds terribly unsexy in principle.
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